Wednesday September 26, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Magic Dream-Land


Schlock:Shep, you and Nick be ready to lead the men in on my signal. I'm going in through the ventilation system.
Shep:What ventilation system? Where's the entrance?
Schlock:This is a theme park. There are secret doors all over the place.
Schlock:You've just got to find a patch of blank wall with a suspicious handle on it, and then pull...
Narrator:Just think what the property damage will be like when they start using weapons...