Wednesday September 26, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Magic Dream-Land


Schlock: Shep, you and Nick be ready to lead the men in on my signal. I'm going in through the ventilation system.
Shep: What ventilation system? Where's the entrance?
Schlock: This is a theme park. There are secret doors all over the place.
Schlock: You've just got to find a patch of blank wall with a suspicious handle on it, and then pull...
Schlock: ...hard.
SFX: Rrriip
Narrator: Just think what the property damage will be like when they start using weapons...