Meet Newt Sidney, Genius extraordinaire...
Mister sidney, sir? I have Tom McSony on line three.
At the tender age of twenty-four he took the holotainment world by storm with a talking mouse.
So, how did the acquisition go, tom?
Then he built a theme park empire armed only with his wit and his dreams.
You're kidding me, right?
A century later he maintains his near-monopoly by more tried and true methods.
Listen, tom... you tell those pantywaists at 'magic dream-land' that if they open that park next door to sidneyland, i'll shut them down, even if I have to commandeer the orbital defense net to do it.