Friday October 5, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Schlocktoberfest 2001


Tyola Captain:The liner is 2400 meters long, and about 600 meters in diameter. Here are the complete schematics, so you can find your way around.
Tagon:That's very helpful.
Tyola Captain:You've also got the keycodes for every door on the ship, and the access codes for the engines and the computers.
Tagon:Excellent. Thank you.
Tyola Captain:And if you find yourself peckish, and with a little spare time, this card is good for unlimited servings from the autovend.
Schlock:Do you need me to hold that for you sir?
Tagon:I'll manage just fine on my own, sergeant.
Princess Tyola: