Saturday September 29, 2001
Random Kid 1:You saved us! Whiney the Poo saved us!
Schlock:I'm not 'Whiney the Poo.' I'm 'Sergeant Schlock.'
Random Kid 1:Oh. Do you have your own tv show?Random Kid 2: What about lunchboxes an' action figures?
Schlock:I don't know what you're talking about.
Fez Bejo:Merchandising, my heroic friend. Come on up to my office and i'll tell you more about it.