Narrator: East Concessions wing, Magic Dream-Land, Tokyo³, South America: Sergeant Schlock and Corporal 'Brad' Bradley collected a bounty, but they made a bit of a mess.
Brad: Sorry about the mess, miss. I brought you some towels.
Sign: Tacobufa, "food that blows"
Sign: Pick up
Monique: Wh. . . Wh. . . What's this grey stuff on my chichimichanga
Schlock: I'll get you some barbecue sauce, it'll cover that right up.
Narrator: Magic Dream-Land HQ:
Fez Bejo: I've figured it all out. Sidney had no plans to attack me. He just tricked me into bringing a band of thugs into my park.
Tagon: Thugs? Where?
Fez Bejo: You and your trigger-happy men, Captain.

You're fired.
Narrator: Back in East Concessions:
Tagon: Sergeant Schlock! Get your team back to the transport.
Schlock: Trouble, Captain?
Tagon: Your little escapade over there at the Tacobufa did not go over well with our employer.
Schlock: We got an attorney bounty, though.
SFX: Shpluk
Tagon: And you cost us a contract worth 500 times as much.
Schlock: Oops?
Tagon: I'll show you oops. Now get back here on the double.
Thom: Sergeant! Somebody just pulled a gun on some kids!
Schlock: Guns? Kids? WHERE?
Thom: One of the rides! Just after Sensei Shodan's team pulled out.
Tagon: Sergeant schlock, what's going on down there?
SFX: Quack
Thom: I saw it on the cameras. He shut down the ride, locked the kids in the carts, and started shooting out the lights!
Schlock: We're disobeying orders, sir.