Thursday April 26, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Big Haunted Battleship


Kevyn: The exorcism is complete, captain. No more ghost.
Tagon: You're sure?
Kevyn: I've cycled all the vapor out of the plumbing. You can now run water without hearing voices.
Tagon: But what about the supernatural element?
Kevyn: Do you really want to believe that there was a supernatural element?
Tagon: No, now that you mention it, I don't.
Kevyn: No more ghost! See how easy that was?
Reverend: This is a clear abuse of the god-given gifts of repression and denial.