Monday April 30, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Big Haunted Battleship


Petey: Who intrudes on my slumber?
Ennesby: Me.
Ennesby: I've been told that you're insane. I'm here to talk you out of it.
Petey: You're pretty small to not be trying at least some flattery on me.
Ennesby: Ummm. You have beautiful eyes?
Petey: As if you can see more than one of them.