Saturday October 26, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Petey Promoted


Narrator: Meanwhile, in a refrigerated compartment elsewhere aboard the embattled ship...
Schlock: Unngh. . . where am I?
Ennesby: Yeesh! It took you long enough.
Ennesby: I'll summarize: Petey got suborned by an Ob'enn stowaway, but was still sort of on our side, 'cause his allegiance is split. You still have all your weapons, and I can be reassembled in seconds.
Ennesby: We've been boarded, but Petey hid the two of us behind enemy lines, making it possible for us to rescue everybody. We have time, but we don't have much of it.
Schlock: You must be really frazzled by this. I didn't hear a single pun.
Ennesby: I think you woke up too late to catch me telling you to hurry up and pull yourself together.