Saturday June 7, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism


Nick: A beach! We're gonna get ta go to a real beach!
Nick: Wit' sun, an' sand... water, waves, an beautiful women!
Schlock: Sorry, Nick. The first woman you're likely to see on the beach is Colonel Ceeta...
Schlock: I won't tell her about the look on your face if you promise not to repeat what I said.