Tuesday June 10, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism


Reverend: Captain, we have a moral dilemma here! We have to begin research immediately to determine whether or not this creature you killed was sapient!
Tagon: Reverend, we'll do the research, but it's not our immediate concern.
Reverend: But this creature. . . Don't you care whether or not it had an immortal soul?
Tagon: Sure, but I'd prefer to find out after I'm done eating it.
Schlock: Mmmm. . . this brain is the size of a pot roast, only tender!