Thursday June 12, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism


Bunni: Honey, take it easy. I think the Captain is just teasing you.
Reverend: But he had the whole crew eat that poor beast without knowing whether or not it's sapient!
Reverend: I mean, it's one thing to make first contact violently. It's another thing entirely to introduce yourself to an Ambassador while admitting how tasty his cousin's brain was.
Bunni: Actually, I thought the filets were the best part, but that might have been Ch'vorthq's choice of seasonings.
Reverend: (thinking) Heaven help me. My fiancee is a Philistine.