Monday April 5, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part I: Hand to Mouth


Kerchak: Admiral, this mission profile is a big hunk o' monkey crap.
Breya: You don't say.
Breya: My grunt-speak is a little rusty. Does "Hunk of monkey crap" mean "Alpha Company is ready and willing" or are you saying "Hand my command to someone competent?"
Kerchak: Did I say "Hunk of monkey crap?"
Kerchak: I meant "Hunky monkey trap." It means, umm. . . err. . . "There are some issues, but me an' my apes can work 'em out."
Breya: Nice cover, Captain.