Monday April 26, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)
Note: The following storyline appears as both a parody and a sick tribute to one of the author's favorite television programmes, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. I have it on good authority that readers unfamiliar with the show will enjoy the following comics. Those who are familiar with the show, but who hate it will also enjoy the following comics. Fans of the show will enjoy the following comics, too.

In fact, 100% of those surveyed enjoyed the following comics.

Addendum to Note: Special thanks go out to all my friends, family, and graft-accepting readers for their enthusiastic participation in the survey.


Narrator: Crime scene investigation in progress...
Ozvegan Griz: What am I looking at here, copper?
Ozvegan Copper: The vic' is an arms dealer, Acey Nubs. He caught a plasma bolt right in the chest.
Sign: Crime scene - No Crossy F
Ozvegan Copper: The suspect's in custody, along with his captain. They're mercenaries, here on a shopping trip.
Ozvegan Copper: I'd say it's an arms deal gone south, open and shut. What do you say Grizzly?
Ozvegan Griz: I'd say that plasma bolt went clear through the victim and two bulkheads.
Ozvegan Griz: ... And that means that setting up baseline fire patterns with the suspect's plasgun is going to be some kind of fun.