Saturday May 1, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Griz: We'll need more than a recording of the suspect demanding his weapon back if we're going to prove he used it to commit a crime.
Ozvegan Copper: He's dirty, Griz. You can see it from 10 meters away.
Ozvegan Griz: The prosecutor might be able to make that play with a jury, but it won't play with me.
Ozvegan Copper: No, I mean he's dirty. Trace will be working on him for the next week.
Schlock: You want another piece o' me? Come cut it off yourself, Nancy-boy.
Ozvegan Gerg: