Friday September 12, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Schlock: He's lying! He's lying, and he's boasting, and he's doing it on TV in front of millions of people!
Massey: I know, I know. Settle down, Sergeant.
Schlock: Settle down? SETTLE DOWN!?! He shot my friend! He shot me! He tried to kill us both!
Ennesby: I'll be right back with some Ovalkwik.
Massey: Hurry?