Sunday August 31, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Narrator: Sergeant Schlock's bathtub gets filled with some strange things.
Narrator: This isn't hot water and Epsom salt, but the effect is similar.
Narrator: Like many people, Schlock finds that soaking in the bath is a good cure for a case of "grumpy and sad."
Frank Hannibal: We interviewed Sergeant Schlock just a few hours before his rampage in Viaton. Here's one crazy alien mercenary you do not want to make angry.
Frank Hannibal: And don't let him anywhere near your lunch either!
Narrator: Watching the news, however, is not.