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TAILOR: Doctor, what am I supposed to do? If Tagon hates me, I cannot fulfil my purpose!
BUNNIGUS: Tailor, I'm a doctor, not a roboticist. I can't help you with your programming.
BUNNIGUS: Wait... Your instructions are to create clothing for the Captain, right?
TAILOR: Yes, and whenever I get close to him, he threatens to kill me!
BUNNIGUS: Shhh.
Listen.
As our commanding officer, Tagon is responsible for equipping every soldier in the company.
BUNNIGUS: So... can you fulfil your mission by creating new clothing for me?
TAILOR: This might work, but I'm going to have to padlock a couple of logic gates.