Friday January 1, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part IV: Mallcop Command

Transcript

TAILOR: Doctor, what am I supposed to do?  If Tagon hates me, I cannot fulfil my purpose!

BUNNIGUS: Tailor, I'm a doctor, not a roboticist.  I can't help you with your programming.

BUNNIGUS: Wait...  Your instructions are to create clothing for the Captain, right?

TAILOR: Yes, and whenever I get close to him, he threatens to kill me!

BUNNIGUS: Shhh.

Listen.

As our commanding officer, Tagon is responsible for equipping every soldier in the company.

BUNNIGUS: So... can you fulfil your mission by creating new clothing for me?

TAILOR: This might work, but I'm going to have to padlock a couple of logic gates.