Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Mall-One Galleria, Deck 10, 10th south at the 190th...
CAPTAIN TAGON: Yup. I was right. Everybody is staring.
BUNNIGUS: They should stare. You look sharp, and I'm drop-dead gorgeous.
We've raised the bar here. That's no mean feat in a posh, exclusive shopping gallery.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Well, it's making me really uncomfortable. I don't like being stared at... Not when I don't know who I'm supposed to shoot.
BUNNIGUS: You're missing the point. You have two platoons of troops awkwardly wandering around Mall-One and nobody is staring at them.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Oh.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Clever. There's a problem, though.
CAPTAIN TAGON: The troops are staring, too. That means they're looking at us, instead of the mall.
CAPTAIN TAGON: They might be missing something important.
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