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BUNNIGUS: You ignorant lout! I decide to dress nicely, and you think I'm undercover as a--
MASSEY: *interrupting* Hold that thought!
MASSEY: Doctor, Captain, as corporate counsel it's my job to intervene before somebody says something actionable.
BUNNIGUS: *shouting* ACTIONABLE?! He called me a--
MASSEY: *interrupting* Professional tones, please. Shouting won't help.
CAPTAIN TAGON: All I said was that her dress made her look sort of like an overpriced--
TAILOR: *interrupting* Excuse me, Sirs and Ma'am!
I think I can help here.
TAILOR: This misunderstanding can be cleared up with new clothing.
TAILOR: You know, as opposed to violence?