Sunday January 24, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part IV: Mallcop Command


BUNNIGUS: You ignorant lout!  I decide to dress nicely, and you think I'm undercover as a--

MASSEY: *interrupting* Hold that thought!

MASSEY: Doctor, Captain, as corporate counsel it's my job to intervene before somebody says something actionable.

BUNNIGUS: *shouting* ACTIONABLE?! He called me a--

MASSEY: *interrupting* Professional tones, please.  Shouting won't help.

CAPTAIN TAGON: All I said was that her dress made her look sort of like an overpriced--

TAILOR: *interrupting* Excuse me, Sirs and Ma'am!

I think I can help here.

TAILOR: This misunderstanding can be cleared up with new clothing.

TAILOR: You know, as opposed to violence?