Thursday January 14, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part IV: Mallcop Command


BUNNIGUS: Nick, I'm not going to kiss you.  It... wouldn't be right.

NICK: You want me to die?

BUNNIGUS: No, its... umm...

BUNNIGUS: It won't work.  I can't break the curse.

BUNNIGUS: You need to find someone single, who doesn't know about the curse.  Only a pure, freely given kiss will do.

LEGS: You do realize you just turned my quick fix into a quest.

BUNNIGUS: I'm sure I just violated my Hippocratic Oath on somebody.

NICK (off-panel): Anybody got some cologne I can borrow?