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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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NARRATOR: Deck 16, 43rd south at the 185th...
CAPTAIN TAGON: Get away from me, I'll be fine.
MAITRE D': But sir...
LEGS: Captain, you've got a fork in your eye.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Legs? How'd you get down here so fast?
LEGS: Same as you, sir. Only without the extra cutlery.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Funny. Now go after the kid in the ninja clothes.
LEGS: Where are you going, sir?
CAPTAIN TAGON: I'm taking the elevator. Maybe we can corner him at the bottom.
LEGS: Sir, I think you should stay put and wait for the Doctor.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Is something wrong with her legs? She should be able to catch up.
And unless there's something wrong with your ears, you've got your orders. Pursuit. Now.
BUNNIGUS: Tagon! Hold still! You've got a fork in your eye!
CAPTAIN TAGON: Oh? I hadn't noticed. Now try to keep up.
BUNNIGUS: Captain, stop playing at "Tough Guy!" You're limping, your breathing is ragged, and there's a fork coming out of your face!
CAPTAIN TAGON: Here. One less thing for you to worry about.
Let's get to the elevators. We're going down.
BUNNIGUS: *thought bubble* Not "we." You.
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