Wednesday February 17, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part IV: Mallcop Command


NARRATOR: Staff quarters...

NICK: I let the Captain down.  I chickened out, because of that stupid curse.

LEGS: There's plenty of guilt to go around, Nick.  I almost had that guy, but I got clumsy and tripped over a shopper.

ANDY: I was in the bathroom, and missed the whole thing.  Blame my bladder.

WILSON: I had my head buried in a comic book.

M'CONGER: My head was buried in a sandwich.

TAILOR: I took the seams in too far.  I wanted a flattering fit, but a what price?

LEGS: Wait...  The Captain got a fork in his eye because his tux was too tight?

NICK: Wow...  Somebody pour the robot a drink.