Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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NICK: See how happy you made him? He got his curse-breaking kiss from a beautiful human girl, and all is well in his world.
LEGS: We need to tell him the truth. That girl, she's the enemy.
SHODAN: Who's the enemy? Have we learned something?
ANDY: Oh, hello, Commander.
LEGS: The girl who tripped me up? She's also the one who shut down the cameras. And now she's making a move on Nick.
BUNNIGUS: Somebody's making a move on Nick? Has he gotten his magic, curse-breaking kiss yet?
SHODAN: I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Doctor. Are you sure you should be encouraging superstitious behavior?
LEGS: Yes, he got kissed. Yes, it was magic. No, we should not be encouraging this.
BUNNIGUS: Giving Nick a way to break his curse was your idea, Corporal.
LEGS: And your idea was to send him careening through the locals instead of kissing him yourself, Doctor.
BUNNIGUS: Kissing him myself would have set a bad precedent.
LEGS: And pushing Nick into the ample bosom of the enemy sets a good precedent?
CAPTAIN TAGON: Our enemy has an ample bosom?
LEGS: She's human. All your females are amply bosomed.
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