Monday April 26, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part IV: Mallcop Command


CAPTAIN TAGON: Good morning, Shodan.  How did the rest of the training go last night?

Shodan: Fine, but I'm nervous about those cameras Legs found.

She's up there now trying to find all of them.

CAPTAIN TAGON: Is she leaving them in place?

SHODAN: Yes.  But she's also sticking nodecaps on each one she finds.

We push a button, somebody loses all their eyes at once.

SHODAN: I'm calling it the "Throw a Box of Forks" option.

CAPTAIN TAGON: Clever.  But I bet a professional comedian would have moved to new material by now.