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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Szupa's marketing boasts "A confluence of trendylicious genegredients."
"Confluence" means "flowing together," and at this moment several things are flowing together at Szupa's.
NARRATOR: Only one of them is trendylicious, so we'll start with Liz's bowl of saladupa as it flows together with Lt. Cmdr. Shodan's stick...
NARRATOR: Kathryn and Barry cross with rehearsed precision...
NARRATOR: Chef Pangoule hurls his pastry roller at Kathryn...
NARRATOR: Kathryn hits the saladupa patch on the floor...
NARRATOR: M'Conger and the pastry roller both hit Nick...
NARRATOR: ...and both Liz and Tanner scream as three people go over the rail...
NARRATOR: Barry, of course, intended to.
NARRATOR: Nick did not.
NARRATOR: Kathryn meant to vault the rail, but did not mean to hit her head on it on her way over.
NARRATOR: She certainly did not intend to tumble unconscious into the Galleria...
NARRATOR: Her head is not half so hard as Nick's.
NICK: She's probably faking that.
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