Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Happifun Rec-Deck, Guest Relations interface foyer...
KATHRYN: I'll be quick about this, Pau. I haven't killed you because I know you're just a tool.
KATHRYN: You're greedy and naive, and Maximilian Haluska played you.
I've seen his notes, his secret cameras... He wore this mask all the time so he could always keep tabs on you.
BUNNI: For as important as it is, that mask really should have locked itself down.
KATHRYN: No kidding. Haluska was either ridiculously stupid, or this mask is defective.
Either way, his loss, our ga*screaming*AAAIIIEE!
*screaming* GET IT OFF! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!
KATHRYN: Creeping Charlie Ficus foxtrot Benjamin...
SCHLOCK: Maybe it got mad when you called it defective.
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back in Beggar Bay...
MAX: No kill. I've always suspected that stupid, ridiculous mask might be defective.
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