Wednesday November 6, 2002
Narrator:The stagstellar coffee-shop: a popular spot for attorney-drones.
Elf:Somebody call a doctor! A hoverbus just hit a light-pole, and I think the passengers have whiplash!
Attorney Drone 1:Oh yeah! Class-action suit against city transit!
Attorney Drone 2:Gimme some carnage!
Attorney Drone 3:Please let there be children involved!
Attorney Drone 3:I see a bus, but it's just parked.
Attorney Drone 2:There's no screaming, and I don't see any carnage at all.
Schlock:Roast Carnage, coming right up.