Wednesday November 6, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Post Post-Dated Check Loan


Narrator: The stagstellar coffee-shop: a popular spot for attorney-drones.
Elf: Somebody call a doctor! A hoverbus just hit a light-pole, and I think the passengers have whiplash!
Attorney Drone 1: Oh yeah! Class-action suit against city transit!
Attorney Drone 2: Gimme some carnage!
Attorney Drone 3: Please let there be children involved!
Attorney Drone 3: I see a bus, but it's just parked.
Attorney Drone 2: There's no screaming, and I don't see any carnage at all.
Schlock: Roast Carnage, coming right up.
SFX: Ommminous Hummmmm