You know, captain, now that I think about it, you should be the one spearheading the community service effort.
Really? Why me lieutenant?
It's good public-relations. Not only are you donating to the good of the people, but you'd also be seen personally involved. Getting your hands dirty, if you know what I mean.
You realize that typically when I get my hands 'dirty,' most of what needs to be washed off is the blood of my client's enemies.
And we'll get better P.R. if you can avoid saying things like that.