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TV Con:Okay, viewers, let's be honest with each other, shall we?The fact that you're watching this channel right now tells me that you, my friend, don't have a job.
Narrator:(or your ship is being re-fitted while you wait. Whatever.)
TV Con:This in turn means two things: one: you need more money than you have, and two: You're dumb enough or inexperienced enough to think that this infomercial can help you get that money.
TV Con:What we're about to show you is not - I repeat, not - a multi-level marketing program. It is a brand new way to bring products to market, and its patented multiple level program is guaranteed to fit your busy schedule.
TV Con:If what I just said insulted your intelligence, you should change the channel now.
Schlock:I need this guy's address, and some breacher-round reloads.