Saturday November 30, 2002
Tagon:Kevyn, you have command of the ship, I'm leaving you with half the armored squadron under Der Trihs here.
Tagon:I'm taking everybody else back to the surface. We're going to do some community service.
Kevyn:Oh, wait. I get it. "Community service" is a euphemism for something else, right?
Tagon:After seeing Thurl and Massey book this, I think it means "tax-deductible marketing blitz."
Kevyn:Oh. I guess that explains why it's often an alternative to a jail sentence.