Thanks for volunteering. We sure do appreciate you. There's no need for you to come back.
That didn't take long. Did they not find you on their list of approved species?
No. They suggested that we hold hands with some of the patients to make them feel loved.
My kind has no hands. Just vestigial wings with no reach, and a long, prehensile tongue.
I said I was sorry, but the little old lady had already passed out.
I don't want to hear the rest of this story.
Have you ever heard the cardiac arrest alarms they've got in there?