Wednesday December 4, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Post Post-Dated Check Loan


Hospital Worker: Thanks for volunteering. We sure do appreciate you. There's no need for you to come back.
Schlock: That didn't take long. Did they not find you on their list of approved species?
Legs: No. They suggested that we hold hands with some of the patients to make them feel loved.
Legs: My kind has no hands. Just vestigial wings with no reach, and a long, prehensile tongue.
Legs: I said I was sorry, but the little old lady had already passed out.
Schlock: I don't want to hear the rest of this story.
Legs: Have you ever heard the cardiac arrest alarms they've got in there?