Monday December 2, 2002
Schlock:Hello, nurse. We're here on the candy-striper volunteer program.
Luna Nurse:Oh, wonderful! Welcome!
Luna Nurse:Errr... What are you?
Schlock:I'm Sergeant Schlock. I'm a mercenary.
Luna Nurse:Ugh. Is that hand sterile?
Schlock:I don't think so, but i'm pretty sure it's not ready to be a parent yet.