Saturday December 7, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Part II: Tandem Acts of Kindness


Andy:We got your purse back, Ma'am.
Old Lady:You... You ripped off his...
Andy:You'd better check and make sure all your stuff is there.
Old Lady:And you kicked him when he was...
Legs:Just making sure he stayed down, Ma'am.
Old Lady:And then he ate him!
Schlock:Gotta keep him contained on the way back to the hospital.
Old Lady:Do they have nice sedatives there?
Schlock:Andy here can carry you there withou ripping even one of your limbs off.