Ennesby: That was a stirring eulogy, Reverend.
DoytHaban: It was a truly fascinating application of ancient scripture. Especially the 'no man can serve two masters' bit.
Reverend: Thanks, guys. I've never done a funeral for an artificial intelligence before.
Ennesby: We figured as much.
Reverend: Oh?
Ennesby: I think the "Petey's not in Hell for committing suicide because he had no soul to begin with" argument gave you away.
DoytHaban: You're not eulogizing me when I die, even if it means I have to take you with me to make sure.