Thursday May 10, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Big Haunted Battleship


Kevyn: When I throw the allegiance relay the ship will put itself under the complete control of the person who first issues it an order. Are you ready?
Tagon: I'm always ready to issue orders.
Petey: Initializing...
Tagon: Ahem.
Schlock: There you are. I was wondering if you could turn up the heat a bit in my quarters.
Petey: I live to serve. Oh Captain, my Captain.
Tagon: You can fix this, right?
Kevyn: We'll do it again, this time with the door locked.
Schlock: But I'm cold.