Monday May 14, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Battle for the Wormgate


Narrator: Their warship repaired and rechristened, mercenary company 'Tagon's Toughs' is ready for a new contract. The grunts want some excitement, the investors want some cash, and let's face it, the readers want to see a little action. That means it's time for a new episode:
Sign: Danger lies in wait at the Battle for the Wormgate
Schlock: I can't believe you killed half of our useable space with a teaser.
Narrator: I didn't see you stepping up with a decent gag for today.
Schlock: I know. Let's do a story called 'THE NARRATOR'S ASHES.'