Thursday May 17, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Battle for the Wormgate


Tagon: I've got up-to-the minute tactical information from our employer. It's a little sketchy in spots, but I think I can come up with a workable plan of attack for that wormgate. It'll be tricky though.
Petey: It's not tricky. It's child's play. Give me your data, please.
Breya: You can do strategy and tactics?
Petey: In a word, yes. And I looked over your captain's shoulder long enough to determine that he can't.
Tagon: Don't forget that you take orders from me, warship.
Petey: And if you'll just order me to come up with tactical plans whenever we need them, we'll all get along just fine.
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