Wednesday May 16, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Battle for the Wormgate


Tagon: Hello, chancellor! I hear that you need to hire some applied force.
Nejjat Chancellor: I do. Our military can't approach to engage the occupation forces or they'll destroy the wormgate.
Nejjat Chancellor: Unfortunately, they've de-tuned the gate, so there's no way for you or anyone else to sneak up on them.
Tagon: Leave the strategy to us, please. We have means to get your wormgate back, chancellor.
Nejjat Chancellor: Oh, thank you! You have no idea how much this is worth to us!
Tagon: You're right, I don't. How many zeroes do you think you'll need to express your gratitude?
Thurl: Ooh, now that's the mercenary spirit, Captain.