Friday June 1, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Battle for the Wormgate


Narrator: Following a hard-vacuum rescue
Der Trihs: Thanks for saving sergeant schlock, stranger.
Der Trihs: Um, why are you hugging me?
Torpth'g'd'p'tawn: (thinking) So I can hear you, moron. There's no air in here anymore.
Narrator: Now that's quality sci-fi, folks! Woo!