Thursday June 7, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Battle for the Wormgate


Petey: Sir, I've tractotred the damaged wormgate command center. Scans indicate that there are numerous enemy survivors on board.
Tagon: Okay, Thank you. Nice work, Petey.
Torpth'g'd'p'tawn: Captain, the wormgate corporation will pay handsomely for those prisoners.
Nejjat Chancellor: Captain Tagon, your contract is not with the gatekeepers. It's with the federation of Nejjat and we would prefer to handle the captives ourselves.
Tagon: Our now fulfilled contract stipulated the neutralization of the threat. The disposition of the prisoners needs to be bid seperately.
Torpth'g'd'p'tawn: Did you say "Bid?"
Nejjat Chancellor: (thinking) I hate mercenaries...
Narrator: This ain't a charity, chancellor.