Friday June 15, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Battle for the Wormgate


Breya: So you ate our old skiff and are making us travel in something else? I trust it's spaceworthy.
Petey: Admiral, i've been building spaceworthy longboats for four centuries.
Breya: Wonderful. I'm going to feel awfully stylish in a five-hundred year old armored troop transport, Petey.
Petey: Allow me to reset your expectations.
Breya: Do I owe you an apology, Petey?
Petey: Just watching you try to eat your words is thanks enough.