Or maybe you're not like anyone I have any experience with at all, and any effort on my part to project motives on you will be like that time Walt VanSteenburg and I took turns on the rope swing instead of going to the canoing merit badge class.
At any rate, it might help you to know that both Patch Fancy (the one with the ponytail, nicknamed 'Pat.') and Dug Rhandal died quickly, and deserved it for the assorted beatings, killings, and opressions they'd administered during their careers as 'union' enforcers. Or maybe it won't make you feel better--I don't know. Maybe you could pretend that they've gone to a better place. Or at least that they will, as soon as Sergeant Schlock passes them back out into the ecosystem.