Tuesday August 28, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Equivocated Prevarication


Tagon: I've called this assembly to announce some company reorganization. As i'm sure most of you know, with last week's announcements about the teraport, our parent company has hit hard financial times.
Tagon: As one of only two tangible assets of the company, we've been sold to pay some of our company's creditors. My non-disclosure agreement prevents me from naming any names, but those creditors were also our principal stockholders.
Tagon: Fortunately, we were sold for a low enough price that we should be able to buy ourselves back with one or two profitable engagements.
Der Trihs: Hey. Didn't sergeant schlock own lots of stock?
Tagon: Let me reiterate: We want to buy ourselves back as quickly as possible.
Schlock: Let ME reiterate. Non-disclosure.