Saturday September 1, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Equivocated Prevarication


Petey: Captain, I've reviewed the terms of our new charter, and discovered something interesting.
Tagon: What's that, Petey?
Petey: 'Admiral' Breya is a parasite. She used to contribute financial security, but now she's entirely superfluous.
Tagon: Petey, she provides an important perspective on command decisions. And I hate to admit it, but she's smarter than I am.
Petey: That's what you've got me for Captain.
Narrator: Breya is easier on the eyes than you are, Petey.