Wednesday April 9, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part I: The REALLY Clever Monkeys


Enireth Police Y: I tell you, Veb, these are not ordinary humans. The bullets are bouncing off of 'em.
Veb: Bouncing? I've seen a dozen rounds punch clear through that one over there, and he's running around like nothing happened.
Enireth Police Y: Maybe that one's not a human?
Veb: Hey, they all look the same to me.
Schlock: The gunfire is just annoying. The racial profiling, though... that hurt me. I mean, it cuts deep, guys.
Enireth Police Y: He's faster than he looks.
Veb: I need new pants.