Saturday May 10, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part II: Tonight's Top Story


Tagon: Sergeant, Let's give the men a quick demonstration.
Schlock: What, you against me? With pugil-sticks?
Tagon: Sure, if you're not afraid to take a little bit of a beating.
Schlock: Captain, I'm twice your weight, five times your strength, and I can grow extra arms at will.
Tagon: That sounds like fear to me.
Schlock: Do you want me to feed you those words before or after I feed you your weapon?