Thursday October 21, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2004


ELF: I don't see much left of Sergeant Schlock.

TAGON: No, I don't either.  Just some spots on the walls.

TEM PHICA: You... you've ruined everything.

TAGON: Our captive survived, though.

TEM PHICA: And you smell like you came in through our sewer.

TEM PHICA: ...and you've gotten sewage all over me!!!

TAGON: Oh, hey, that's a good chunk of the Sergeant, right there.  Bag that, he might live.

ELF: Just so we're clear: if it had been sewage, I wouldn't bother cleaning it off you.