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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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TAGON: I have a small, special operations mission up for grabs. I need two volunteers, ASAP.
TAGON: It's a deep teraport insertion into an enemy base, with two days of hiding, followed by extraction or elimination of a hostile individual.
Our intel is first-rate on this. Our gear and training easily outmatches any guards we'll encounter on the base.
ELF: Sir, my schedule says that all week I'm supposed to be in a bikini fighting off amorous cabana boys.
SCHLOCK: Can't do it. I've got four days of bath to catch up on.
TAGON: Pay is 10x base, plus a 50% live-extraction bonus.
ELF: The perp is already in my bag, Sir.
SCHLOCK: I call shotgun.
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