Friday October 8, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2004


PETEY: *in narration* "Your teraport cage works fine as long as the enemy doesn't know it's there.  It can mask a few 'ports, but only a few, which is why we can't send more than three of you down."

TAGON: Here's our first stop.  Sergeant, get the cover open.

PETEY: *in narration* "But... if the enemy figures this out, and really cranks up their anti-teraport scanning, you'll only get a single 'port out of it, and then only if you're lucky."

TAGON: If we're going to convince anybody we came in this way, you have to get all the way dipped in it.

PETEY: *in narration* "Early misdirection is therefore the key to a safe extraction."

SCHLOCK: Travel the galaxy, meet interesting new people, and then swim in their poop.

ELF: Do not make me laugh when my face is in this stuff.