Friday January 7, 2005
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part III: Life's a Beach


Kevyn: Okay, spill it. We know you Bangers tried to kill General Tagon. We assume you were either here to try again, or to kill some of us. Which was it?
Banger Leader: We only just heard that the hit on the General failed. We were here for you.
Kevyn: Me? Why me?
Banger Leader: Not you personally. Any of you. We just needed to make sure that the assassination of Colonel Pranger wasn't profitable for your Company.
Kevyn: Gaah! He wasn't assassinated! He was collateral damage in a botched abduction of his employer.
General Tagon: Go easy on their egos, boy. They're still grieving.